“Omg im so sorry for improperly giving you the bird” (Ok he isn’t a weirdo) “I should have cut its wings off instead” (WWWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!? EXCUSE ME WHAT YOU LITTLE FREAKAZOID WHAT IS WRRRONNGG WITH YOU ONG OMGGOMGOMGOGMOG FRRRRREEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
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“Omg im so sorry for improperly giving you the bird” (Ok he isn’t a weirdo) “I should have cut its wings off instead” (WWWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!? EXCUSE ME WHAT YOU LITTLE FREAKAZOID WHAT IS WRRRONNGG WITH YOU ONG OMGGOMGOMGOGMOG FRRRRREEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!